Showing posts with label Monsters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monsters. Show all posts

Monday, October 15, 2012

YYC Adventures: Museum Monsters


Another very busy weekend comes to an end and I am left with a smile on my face and stories on the tip of my tongue. I have consistently for the past couple of months have had very action-packed days on my weekends. This weekend was not any different than any of the others that have past actually it may have been more eventful.

The reason more eventful than the others is because of one main reason that I will talk of at a later time.  This post will be about something that I did this weekend but not the reason it was most eventful weekend for me. On Saturday evening Wifey and Me went with a couple of friends to the opening night of the new exhibit at the Glenbow Museum.


All around us were beautiful and bizarre pieces that delved into the hidden world or flight and fantasy. I am not an art critic by any means and this was one of those galleries that was mostly comprised of traditional mediums of artistic expression. I tend to appreciate this kind of traditional art compared to some of the more modern pieces.

The under lying theme of this showcase was not about the traditional monsters that you would think of, there were no Frankensteins Vampires or Werewolves. The premise of this is more about the horror stories located within the more classic fairy tales such as red riding hood.

I think that some of my favorite pieces that were on display were the Sculptures by Patricia Piccinini. The main concept behind a lot of Piccinini’s work is about the horrors that could be created by scientists who try to play god. Her statue of “The Big Mother” is heart wrenching and is so realistic it feels like it could move at any moment.



This was an awesome exhibit to witness and takes a more social look at what the fairy tales really mean. It is perfectly appropriate kind of display considering the time of year with All Hallows Eve just around the corner. It is with high regard that I suggest that you should check out this awesome exhibit before it leaves.

Sincerely Urban Yeti

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

What if Wednesday: horror movies

And the roulette wheel lands on... Horror, oh what the horror. For this weeks installment of What If Wednesday I am asked the what if question of " If you could be any horror movie monster who would you be?
So here we go top 5 movie monsters I would like to be

1. Godzilla
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Just imagine some one pissed you off by coming to your home and polluting in it or just trying to sell you shit you don't need, so what do you do as payback, destroy a fucking city. When you are 20 stories tall the world is your bloody oyster, you can do what you want because if anyone tries to stop you, well just step on them. On top of that blue oyster cult wrote a fearing song about just how awesome you are.

2. Dracula
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Or any vampire the doesn't sparkle realistically. Living for eternity after eternity enjoying the finer points of life like sex with crazy vampire chicks what's not to enjoy. People will say but what about the sun, to which I reply bah to the sun it hurts my eyes burns my skin and gives me a headache. Pasty skin and no reflection, endless time to peruse my hobbies being a vampire is the life for me.

3. Predator
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The thrill of hunting down crazed and powerful beasts from across a vast amount of galaxies. It would be awesome to have the active camouflage like they do and walk around being entirely invisible and just wreak mayhem everywhere I go. Now to think of the crazy as sin tech at my disposal nets, guns and spaceships man it would be awesome

4. Freddy Krueger
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Life would be a dream... literally I would be living in dreams. It would be like the ultimate game of grand theft auto where you could kill, maim and slaughter to your hearts content. The amount of fun you could have with that is endless. Now let's have a look at his hand, it is like wolverine on steroids.

5. Creature from the Black lagoon
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Being amphibious would be pretty cool and terrorizing the locals by jumping out of the water would be fun. I would honestly spend my days just playing pranks on fishermen an unsuspecting swimmers.

If I were a monster I would be just a little shit all the time.